Chelsea Handler says the Los Angeles mansion she bought from Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is so damaged she still hasn’t been able to move in years later.
The comedian revealed she purchased the five-bedroom home from Kennedy and his wife, Cheryl Hines, for $5.9 million in 2021, expecting a move-in ready property.
That expectation collapsed during inspections, when she says serious problems surfaced involving the foundation and an outdoor structure she described as illegal.
“I bought RFK Jr.’s house in Los Angeles five years ago. I still have not lived in this house, that’s how f***ed up this house was,” she said during a podcast appearance with Denis Leary.
The 5,474-square-foot property initially appeared renovated, she explained, after being told the work had already been completed.
Handler said those assurances gave her confidence going into the deal, especially given the scale and location of the home.
That claim unraveled late in the inspection process, when Handler said she discovered the promised updates never materialized.
“It was a disaster, and I didn’t know it going in because everything was, you know, under wraps,” she said, pointing to how the deal was structured.
Both sides used trusts to complete the sale, masking the identities of the buyer and seller. Handler’s trust was registered under her sister Simone’s name, a setup that kept her identity shielded during the transaction.
She said the structure also prevented her from knowing who owned the property until issues began to emerge.
The problems became unavoidable when inspectors assessed the home and delivered a warning that halted any plans to move in.
“This house is the most toxic environment. You cannot live here for at least two years,” she recalled being told.
That assessment forced Handler to rethink the entire purchase, as the timeline for repairs stretched far beyond what she expected.
She said the condition of the property required extensive work before it could be considered safe to occupy.
Handler pointed to structural concerns and additions she believes should never have passed inspection.
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“Now we have to remove his illegal bulls**t from my property and I’m like, how did they not find this upon the first inspection?” she said.
She argued the renovations left behind made the house less valuable, rather than improving it as she had been led to believe.
Handler described the situation as a prolonged headache, with fixes dragging on long after the purchase closed.
The situation escalated further when she recalled a note she says Hines left after the sale offering help.
“They had the audacity to leave me a note,” she said, quoting: “Let us know if there’s anything we can do for you, Chelsea.”
Her response pointed directly at the issue she believes defined the entire deal. “Yeah, how about a f***ing foundation. That’s something you could do for me.”
Handler also tied the experience to Kennedy’s role in Washington under President Donald Trump.
“The idea that this guy is in charge of the health of our country when he didn’t even have a proper foundation at his house,” she said.
Kennedy has pushed his “Make America Healthy Again” initiative as a central part of his approach to public health. The platform focuses on diet, lifestyle, and a shift away from highly processed foods.
His views have drawn strong reactions, with critics pointing to his skepticism of vaccines and psychiatric medications.
That attention has spilled into entertainment, where his agenda became the subject of a recent “Saturday Night Live” sketch.
The segment, titled “MAHAspital,” aired during an episode hosted by Harry Styles and framed as a parody of the medical drama “The Pitt.”
The sketch presented a fictional hospital built around Kennedy’s ideas, replacing conventional treatments with unconventional alternatives.
In one scene, a doctor treating a stroke patient rejected standard care and insisted, “What she needs is a steak. She needs protein, people!”
The line captured the sketch’s broader premise, which leaned heavily into exaggerated interpretations of Kennedy’s public messaging.
Other moments pushed the satire further, offering unconventional remedies in place of traditional medical practices.
A patient dealing with hormone issues received an unusual prescription, while another patient was dismissed after staff learned they were vegan.
The sketch built toward a satirical version of Kennedy entering the hospital, referencing a widely known personal story involving a bear.
The character, portrayed shirtless, wheeled in a dead animal as part of the scene.
“Prep him!” the character instructed before adding, “He’s been dead for days, but the meat’s still good.”
The portrayal echoed broader attention on Kennedy’s public persona as his influence in health policy expands.
Outside of comedy, Kennedy has leaned into highly visible messaging to promote his platform.
One recent video shared by his agency showed him entering a wrestling-style setting, facing off against a man dressed as a junk food mascot.
The production featured dramatic lighting, music, and commentary styled after professional wrestling broadcasts.
MAHAMania: SnackDown pic.twitter.com/svdOP6CcWG
— Secretary Kennedy (@SecKennedy) March 15, 2026
“Here we go, the crowd is on their feet, what an entrance!” a commentator said as the sequence began.
The clip showed Kennedy lifting and slamming the opponent before celebrating in the ring.
“A massive slam! This is incredible,” the commentator added, as the message “Eat Real Food” appeared onscreen.
The video followed the rollout of new dietary guidelines that depart from previous federal recommendations. The updated framework moves away from the MyPlate model and flips the traditional food pyramid.
Foods like steak, whole milk, cheese, and vegetables are elevated, while processed foods and added sugars are pushed down the list.
Kennedy has framed the shift as a necessary correction to years of flawed guidance. “My message is clear: Eat real food,” Kennedy said during a January press briefing.
He has also promoted the initiative through partnerships, including a workout-themed video with musician Kid Rock.
I’ve teamed up with @KidRock to deliver two simple messages to the American people: GET ACTIVE + EAT REAL FOOD. pic.twitter.com/PkK8IfkPU4
— Secretary Kennedy (@SecKennedy) February 17, 2026
The clip featured both men shirtless as they moved through a series of fitness activities.
Scenes included gym workouts, a cold plunge, and a game of pickleball.
The video blended lifestyle imagery with messaging tied to the campaign’s goals.
“I’ve teamed up with [Kid Rock] to deliver two simple messages to the American people: GET ACTIVE + EAT REAL FOOD,” he wrote alongside the clip.
The sequence ended with the phrase “Make America Healthy Again,” reinforcing the branding behind his broader effort.