Nineties B-list action star Steven Seagal opened an a martial arts school in Russia, which will help train Russian youths in hand-to-hand combat in preparation to serve in the army.
Author: Jack Crane
Former San Francisco quarterback Jimmy Garoppolo signed a three-year deal to signal call for the Las Vegas Raiders, and it came with an unexpectedly saucy bonus.
With former President Donald Trump’s potential indictment looming and civil unrest a real possibility, a woke journalist decided to stir the pot by creating AI generated images of what his arrest could look like.
A White House correspondent accused the Biden administration of racism, after he blew up at press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre in front of the cast of “Ted Lasso.”
Chris Rock told a crowd of Washington D.C. lawmakers that arresting former President Donald Trump was a “stupid” move, that surely will result in his popularity surging amongst supporters.
Chinese scientists uploaded data onto an international database that indicated the COVID-19 pandemic could have originated from illegally traded racoon dogs, but the internet doesn’t believe it.
The city of Newark became the latest victim of a Sister City scam, when they partnered with the Hindu nation of the United States of Kailasa.
Vice President Kamala Harris was booed during the first round of the NCAA’s March Madness tournament, a day after crowds chanted “lock her up” at her taping of “The Late Show.”
Princess Diana’s brother said that his late sister thought former President Donald Trump was less likeable than an anal ulcer, after he claimed the the British royals “kissed” his a-s in his upcoming book.
Fox News star Tucker Carlson mocked the “corrupt” executives at a recently shuttered financial institution for holding woke seminars on pronoun use and making “dance party” videos, rather than actually banking.